Bar Review Blows

MY ACCOUNT BALANCE

DURING LAW SCHOOL WHEN I HAVE TONS OF FREE LOAN MONEY:

AFTER LAW SCHOOL WHEN I HAVE TO REPAY MY NOT-SO-FREE LOAN MONEY:

WHEN I PRETEND TO BE PRODUCTIVE/my cat when i’m not at home

When someone asks how my post-law school job search is going.

I’m like:

WHEN THE EIGHTIES CALL ROMNEY ASKING FOR THEIR FOREIGN POLICY BACK

anyone know who makes this wedding dress?

GOING INTO THE BAR EXAM

WHEN MY FRIEND IS LOSING THE DRINKING GAME

I’M LIKE:

WHEN MY MOM CALLS AND I DONT REALLY FEEL LIKE TALKING

I’M LIKE:

WHEN I “FINISH” STUDYING

When I describe what it’s like to study for the bar exam.